PMMJ (cheetahmaster) wrote,
PMMJ
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In honor of my friend young_egotist, who is heading out west soonly -

What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

shave his belly with a rusty razor
9(22.0%)
put him in bed with the captain's daughter
15(36.6%)
put him in a longboat 'till he's sober
5(12.2%)
put him in the head with his skivvies on backwards
6(14.6%)
tie him to the wheel and call him captain
6(14.6%)
put him in the bilge and make him drink it
0(0.0%)


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