(11:00:55) me: (29? is that right?)
(11:00:59) him: 99 PROBLEMS
(11:01:04) me: whoah!
(11:01:07) me: I'm down 70!
(11:01:12) me: but still, no bitch
(11:01:17) me: so, zero sum game
(11:01:28) him: You, sir, have been ruled WHITE and sentenced to LIFE IN MONOCHROME for your crimes