Your results: You are River (Stowaway) River (Stowaway) 85% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Wash (Ship Pilot) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% Alliance 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50% A Reaver (Cannibal) 50% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Even though you may have some personality problems, (most likely due to being too smart and/or from experiments done on you), you are extremely talented and loved. Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test See, I'm sure that my score with her shot right up because I have been a test subject in a government experiment. It cracks me up that I'm closer to a Reaver than Mal.