PMMJ (cheetahmaster) wrote,
PMMJ
cheetahmaster

Two of these actually happened. Guess which.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I helped angelpoe hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I stole rojir's purse (-30 points). In June I broke disoculated's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for girlie47 (-10 points). In September I gave rekoil a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-175 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
cheetahmaster

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