Two of these actually happened. Guess which.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped angelpoe hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I stole rojir's purse (-30 points). In June I broke disoculated's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for girlie47 (-10 points). In September I gave rekoil a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-175 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cheetahmaster

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