In other news, the bad news for my friends needs to knock it off right now. Seriously, universe. You're on notice.
Also: I missed a day from work last week due to actually being sick. I come in today, find out that everyone missed yesterday due to some other Asian Death Flu going around. And they're all out today again, mostly. And bear in mind, I have a sick bebe at home too. And M. is still coming down from her last illness over the weekend. These shenanigans are getting out of hand.