02 October 2006 @ 11:39 am
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OK, as aforenoted, going to be afk most of the day, so post news links for me to read here!

If you need tips on how to get started, I usually start with these.
PMMJ: News microphonecheetahmaster on October 2nd, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
Getting the ball rolling
I could have sworn I read *something* about the seperation of church and state back in civics class. Sigh.
|</\-|-: scientistedamame on October 2nd, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
T-Rex soft tissue found. Clones? Presence of DNA is still unknown.
Strange Detractor: sprocketprofessorbooty on October 2nd, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)

Snack food?
PMMJ: Donkey Kongcheetahmaster on October 2nd, 2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
Re: ...
Put them in a giant press and turn them into more oil!

Super Karate Monkey Death Carfrecklefaerie on October 2nd, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
Robots think we taste like bacon.
Josh Rambo1evil_kitty on October 2nd, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
Killing Amish kids is wrong...
Blinkysqueegibo on October 2nd, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
I like the way the cops report it:
As the car was traveling westbound, a bicyclist comes into the path of the car and the car strikes the bicyclist.
Like the driver was just minding his own business when this bike "comes into" his "path". How much you want to bet that a) it's the SUV driver's fault and b) he doesn't get so much as a ticket?
turbogrrlturbogrrl on October 2nd, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
it's terrible how many bikes just *come into* one's path. I mean, it isn't like they're legally allowed to be in the road. oh, wait.

it's ok, though- at 5am in that neighborhood, it was likely only an immigrant on their way to work. so i'm sure it'll be easilly overlooked.