Spoilers in comments, so, be forewarned.
New trailers:
* John Tucker Must Die - Um, maybe. After a few drinks. OK, a lot.
* Accepted - OK, see this is a clearly stupid movie that looks just stupid enough to crack me up.
* Transformers - Ting! Good job not showing anything. But still.
* The Guardian - The good news is, by doing this one movie together that I can ignore, both Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Costner saved us from having to not see two of their movies separately.