SUPPLEMENTAL:
* Good read: On the ground with the troops in Ramadi.
* This whole Supreme Court is out of order.
* Today in creepiness: evangelicals lay claim to the Statue of Liberty.
* Complaints against debt collectors on the rise.
* Whoah. Three charged with stealing Coke's secret formula.
* Tonight's actual headline: Study: Fat people not more jolly
Yarr. Advertisers figure it out: everyone loves pirates.