The Onion AVClub gets another grand slam with their interview compilation: "Who could you take in a fight?"
* Examining the diverse death tolls between the Israelis and the Palestinians.
* The military has deployed anti-aircraft missiles around DC.
* Cosmology taking shape: scientists edge closer to the beginning of the universe.
* In related news, piercings on the rise.
* This is the way the world ends.
Fortune Cookie: "Your nurturing instincts will expand to include many people."