PMMJ (cheetahmaster) wrote,

The FAQ Question of the Day

Is Tidy Butt[tm] an actual enema?

Yes. Unlike most other adult novelties, Tidy Butt[tm] is manufactured in a sterile environment. To further ensure safety, each package is sealed with tamper-evident tape at the time of production.
Important Note: A name brand or generic equivalent to Tidy Butt[tm] can be found in grocery stores and discount chains everywhere, and can be purchased by anyone without any age restrictions. Regardless, we continue to emphasize and market this product as an adult novelty only, which is not intended for use. Authenticity and safety builds value to this quality product.

-from the TidyButt FAQ
(Blame SailorTork for this one.)

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