Alton Brown, the God of Rock.


THE END OF NEWS:
* End of the year means wrap-ups, and here one on why 2002 sucked. Not the least of which was government spending out of control.
* Hey, where's the president?
* A year of weird news from 2002. And more. Speaking of which, thanks to Magistrate for the news on the man saved by condiments.
* Tips on how to live longer.
* Despite the economy and all that jazz, box office takes are up.
* Finally, justice as Alan Bates and Ridley Scott are knighted.