Alton Brown, the God of Rock. THE END OF NEWS: * End of the year means wrap-ups, and here one on why 2002 sucked. Not the least of which was government spending out of control. * Hey, where's the president? * A year of weird news from 2002. And more. Speaking of which, thanks to Magistrate for the news on the man saved by condiments. * Tips on how to live longer. * Despite the economy and all that jazz, box office takes are up. * Finally, justice as Alan Bates and Ridley Scott are knighted.