I'll send you my .txt quote file tonight. That should be another dozen pages or so for you.

"Dr. Vonnegut said this to his doddering old dad: “Father, we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.” So I pass that on to you. Write it down, and put it in your computer, so you can forget it."
-From "Cold Turkey" by Kurt Vonnegut

"It's ok to let yourself go as long as you can get yourself back." - Mick Jagger

"I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details." -- Albert Einstein

"Me have body by Superadine!"

A bunch of quotes. Ewige blumenkraft.

Here, have some really good quotes from another person's journal.

Also, I'm stunned you don't have the best Joker quote ever:

"We are not contractually tied down to reality; there is no sanity clause. So if you feel your train of thought is going to the places where the screaming is too loud, remember there is always madness. Madness is the emergency exit."

- The Joker, The Killing Joke

I don't have lots of quotes I should, because I don't have a very good system.

Personally, I say terribly witty things all the time.

If only you wrote some down and e-mailed them to me...

Oh no, I'm far too humble for that ;)

I can't seem to find my Pratchett quote file at the moment, so I'll leave you with this instead:

"That's not a quote. That's you making some shit up and putting quote marks around it." -- Jamie Wilkinson

Ha!