I always crack up when I save some innocent person, and after I 'arrest' the villain, the victim rushes back to me and says "I hope my kids grow up just like you."

Because, really, I don't think they want their kids looking like this...


Mark Thirteen, Mutant Role-Model


The other day, I mentioned how much I hate the Vahzilok. I suppose I should mention who I love. It's the Lost. Once I learned the Headmen couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, I got along just fine with them. I mean really, guys.

Least favorite zone, so far: Skyway City. It's just a bitch to get around (without flying, of course.) Although, they *do* have an area called "Land of the Lost," which still cracks me up.