TOP NEWS: OK, it turns out of the seven chances that this meteor will destroy the planet, there's only one left. Fingers crossed!

Oh, and if you laugh when I mention I love wrestling, read the top article in this thread.

YOU LOVE NEWS: Politics and safety mix in the new Israeli boycott. But for a huge pile of steaming news, check out Howard Kurtz; top story is psychological warfare with Iraq.

WELL, DUH: Today's big secret - Bush far outspent Gore on the Florida recount.