So. At the mall the other night, Operative X, Lemon Russ, and I hit upon the realization that the names for the days of the week are *way* out of date, and we should use a more modern mythology for them. To wit, please start using the following names in your every day life:
MonMothmaDay
Tauntaunsday
Wompratsday
GrandMoffTarkinsday
IG-88day
Skywalkerday
Saarlakday
Discuss.