First, Flesh for the Beast, which felt like a Showtime production. And by that, I mean low-budget softcore porn. Haunted house turns out to be full of scantily-clad succubi in very chilly rooms, same old same old. Oh, and some zombies that show up and never in fact get explained, I just realized. The worst part was, there were a couple good shots/effects, proving that if they did more work, they would make a better movie. Naturally, these are completely outnumbered by really, really bad scenes with amusing lighting and the terrible plot.
Second up was House of 1,000 Corpses, which was pretty funny, actually. Not really scary in any sense of the word. The cast hammed up all their hammed-up roles, but special credit has to go to Capt. Spaulding, because man, I'm still snickering thinking about some of his lines. Also, Karen Black and "Baby."
Had the day off, so it was baby-watching day. Whee. Went smoothly, except for the half-hour she decided to scream her fool head off. Was only watching cable (Blackhawk Down and Drumline, specifically) so no big loss, but man, still have the headache.
Blah blah blah more later or something.