February 23rd, 2005

Scorpion

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"I'm not a fan of secretly recording conversations with a friend and then releasing them to the world, muttering about the importance of history, while using the tapes to hype your forthcoming book."
-Howard Kurtz (Bonus: LiveOnline transcript.)

TOP NEWS:

* Huh. Murder now one of the leading causes of death for new and expectant mothers.
* Doctors say it is as if they have happened upon a new childhood disease, and the cause is the overaggressive culture of organized youth sports.
* Gingrich has a new contract with America, and some interesting things to say.
* Paul Krugman wants to see Bush's critics keep up pressure on both the foreign and domestic fronts.
* Ted Rall shoots the messenger.
* Scientists feel pressure from Bush administration.
* The passing of Hunter S. Thompson and the end of counter-culture.

Today's top headline: "Justices Shy Away From Sex Toys"
Scorpion

oh noes

Dizziness, cold sweats, hours of queasyness and an unsure stomach... if I end up getting sick (after avoiding ailments at work *and* home for literally weeks) just in time to cancel my Lancaster trip this Friday, I swear heads will roll.