[me, driving home, singing along to the radio]
[weird itching on my neck]
AUGH FUCK THERE'S A FUCKING CICADA ON MY NECK asdlfk;jas;fsda!!!
[denoument: cicada on neck dealt with without crashing the freakin' car.]
(Man, and I thought it was just bad news this morning that's making me have a bad day. Now it's turned from suck to blow.)