January 13th, 2003

Scorpion

The FAQ Question of the Day

Is Tidy Butt[tm] an actual enema?

Yes. Unlike most other adult novelties, Tidy Butt[tm] is manufactured in a sterile environment. To further ensure safety, each package is sealed with tamper-evident tape at the time of production.
Important Note: A name brand or generic equivalent to Tidy Butt[tm] can be found in grocery stores and discount chains everywhere, and can be purchased by anyone without any age restrictions. Regardless, we continue to emphasize and market this product as an adult novelty only, which is not intended for use. Authenticity and safety builds value to this quality product.

-from the TidyButt FAQ
(Blame SailorTork for this one.)
Scorpion

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Happy birthday to Richard Moll, who turns 60 today.

Allow me to say, Yay Soulseek! Took some getting used to, but I'm finding some real gems now. Hee, while hunting for covers of 'Hungry Like The Wolf,' I luckily didn't get any matches for my typo, 'hungry like the worf.' Bullet = dodged.

OMG, Diablo 2 KILLS. (Courtesy Sailor Tork.)

Stupid hippie laws ruining Pentagon's fun war games. (Courtesy Goblin.)

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Scorpion

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Bear in mind, this won't actually determine anything for us, but after a 'discussion' on names, I'm curious as to everyone's thoughts on the matter. And yes, this means we haven't actually decided yet, despite what I told some people recently. Basically, it was uncovered after a couple tips from unnamed sisters on both sides of the fence that Zoe is a popular name for dogs these days. Anonymous posters, and you know who you are, lemme know who you are so I don't just disregard your non-LJ-having replies.

Poll #91623 The Name Game

Is Zoe a name for a dog?

Yes.
7(35.0%)
No.
11(55.0%)

Do you know anyone with a dog named Zoe?

Yes.
3(15.0%)
No.
16(80.0%)

As a result, would this be a reason not to name your daughter Zoe?

Yes.
3(15.0%)
No.
16(80.0%)