After gaming, got home and took out the trash, and walking into the backyard, got a torso-full of giant spiderweb. Seriously all over my face and hair. I hope to never meet the spider that put that together, because I suspect he or she is both very big and irate that I walked through his handiwork.
Not quite first-world problems, but eventful nonetheless. I should either buy a lottery ticket, or check three times before crossing the street. Maybe both.