| As The cheetahmaster Turns (NBC, 9:00): cheetahmaster (Sean Penn) keeps accidentally stepping on booyeah (Jeanne Tripplehorn)'s foot. Also, oontzgrrl (Portia de Rossi) gets in trouble with the law when ishkabitz (Gary Coleman) discusses chocolate bars with an undercover cop. That same day, rachelroo (Anna Chlumsky) nixes weretheyhot (Kiera Knightley)'s picnic plans. On the other side of town, klosterheim (Boris Karloff) is allergic to imamsawez (Rachael Leigh Cook)'s fork. Later, puck_eater (Rupert Everett) uses bizarrojack (Helen Hunt)'s teabag. Hilarious results follow. |
