Click on this. It's a short YouTube film. I don't care if you actually watch it or not. It's for a friend of a friend, who is in a contest and the winner is picked by hits, and this kind of viral tomfoolery is really what the internet is all about. Plus, there's a scholarship on the line, and I know you're pro-education. If you know of a good, legitimate way to get it lots of views, then, make it so. I absolve you.