* The Explainer's inaugural special, on how to avoid getting trampled in a crowd, and what Bible the president swears in on.
* Maya Angelou's advice to the new president.
* Today's headline: "Obama tries to seduce Republicans"
* Why Cheney is in a wheelchair.
* Misuse of the Patriot Act on airline passengers.
* Did the Persians use chemical warfare against the Romans?
* Tired of inaugural coverage? Just remember, the whole universe might just be a giant hologram.
* Cartoon Network goes with more live-action programs. Yes, I know.
* asimplelife, the top pic is just for you.