"I've been studying the sanctity of heterosexual marriage which is hard to figure out when Britney Spears can meet somebody in one night, get married an hour later and get it annulled the next morning. But I'll make a deal with you. I won't fight for gay marriage if you do one thing. The day you become President you make heterosexual divorce illegal. Fair enough?"
-John Waters presents advice for Obama
-John Waters presents advice for Obama