PMMJ (cheetahmaster) wrote,
PMMJ
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tonight's sermon

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else: the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness, you can always see the sun, day or night...

So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one (Doctor Everything'll Be Alright) instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby. 'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life, you're on your own.

And if the elevator tries to bring you down? Go crazy.

Tags: 2009, not news, quotes, sermon, two-fisted tales
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