"The arrest of Rod Blagojevich this morning coincided with the release of a 78-page criminal complaint by the U.S. attorney's office detailing the allegations against the Illinois governor. While the entire document is a must-read, the Fix, as always, aims to cut through the clutter and bring our loyal readers only the best of the best. Below you'll find the juiciest excerpts and quotes from Blagojevich but, and we can't stress this strongly enough, do yourself a favor and read the entire complaint. Amazing.'"