LAME ATTEMPT AT NEWS:
* Convicted Alaskan felon Ted Stevens loses his Senate seat.
* And Lieberman gets off without even a slap on the wrist. Bonus coverage by Dana Milbank, and Michael Scherer remembers the love.
* "Electronic evidence has become almost as important as DNA evidence."
* Dick Cavett on 'the wordsmith of Wasilla.' (Courtesy my dad.)
* Windpipe transplant!
* Grenade camera!
* Mammoth genome!
* The fate of Project Runway remains in limbo.