No spoilers for the below, please. Yes, I know they're bad.
And if you have suggestions for other terrible movies for next time, feel free to leave those in comments below.
What terrible movie should we watch on Terrible Movie Night next Saturday?
Off-topic: Anything going on this evening? We've got no plans, and could be interested in intriguing options...
EDIT: Yes, you can vote even if you won't be there. But you should totally be there.