* Meet the Browns - Tyler Perry strikes again. I do love Angela Bassett, but not enough to get me to this dramedy.
* 10,000 B.C. - Ooh, lookin' sharp. Hot Stone Age action! Definitely for the big screen.
* Semi-Pro - It's like they're just going down a list of sports that Will Ferrell can do movies about.
* Street Kings - Heh. Keanu Reeves in a cop drama? Maybe. Added bonus: Hugh Laurie?
* The Happening - Feh. I keep getting burned by M. Night Shyamalan, but it's all apocalyptic-looking, so, here I go again.