-Peggy Noonan (Yes, that Peggy Noonan)
"I will say to my Republican friends that it does no good to whine about double standards. You're going to have to concede the hypocrisy point to our Democratic friends on this one. If your going to lecture people about the sanctity of marriage as it relates to banning gay unions or campaign on a platform stressing 'family values,' it would be best if you didn't go whoring around on your wife, wetting your wick at $300 a pop."
"In a world where iPhones are more coveted than muscle cars and where the robotic toy film Transformers is breaking box-office records, perhaps it is no surprise that nerdcore rap has sprung up as part of an emerging geek social scene that observers say is changing what it means to be a modern nerd."