I have a giant scratch on my right hand from a crazy, crazy kitten. Though, if anyone asks, I will say I got it in a knife fight.
SomethingAwful.com wins again, with today's PhotoShoppery for Mohammad Said al-Sahaf.
Tonight, Buffy. And, in theory, taxes.
* The price of justice: Mississippi county sues the state, saying it doesn't have enough money to meet people's constitutional rights.
* The situation with Syria is pretty complex.
* Paul Krugman explain war works - as a cover for the administration's true domestic political agenda.
Fortune Cookie: Treat others as you would treat yourself.
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