PMMJ (cheetahmaster) wrote,
PMMJ
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This morning in the car, tze bebe saw fit to let us know that if there are any bad guys around, she can shoot lasers from her eyes to melt them. Please note this was unprompted, and entirely her story here. (We did clarify, they are more like Superman's heat vision than Cyclops's optic blasts.) Except hers are green. A direct quote:

"If my lasers turn on, that means my lasers smell bad guys."

Also, her lasers will watch while she is sleeping, to make sure there are no bad guys around. That's why there are no bad guys under her bed, because her lasers check under there.
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